We have a hostage situation!!!!!

I have slept with a large stuffed animal Lion since I was very small.  This evening, citizens, three masked men barged into my room post-shower and captured said Lion.  They are now demanding 10 pounds for it's return.  Also captured were some socks, a t-shirt, and my trash can.  Who knows what was going through these villains minds.  

(Before anyone calls the FBI I do know these gentlemen, despite the panty hose/ bandanas that they used as an attempt to conceal their identity)

They have informed me via facebook that they demand 10 pounds for the return of Lion.  This is of course ridiculous and I will not give in to their demands.  I urge everyone to be on the look out for a little lost Lion who misses me.  I refuse to sleep without him.

BE AFRAID VILLAINS BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!

Citizens be warned your unarmed stuffed animals are not safe

-t